I now have to use a higher notch on my belt because my jeans will sag too much otherwise. That is a step in the right direction.
Random-Scenario Anon!!! It’s 2 in the morning and you’re not asleep yet. What are you likely doing instead?
Optimistic answer: Sexin’ it up with a special lady.
Pessimistic answer: Staring at the ceiling and overanalyzing every one of my many, many faults.
Realistic answer: Tumblr.
I don’t have wifi in my empty apartment but I do have an LTE signal, so hit me up on QuizUp. Unsurprisingly my username is 5by5kevin, and I’ll take on any challengers in any subject. But don’t even think you can step to me in Buffy trivia.